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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 20:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kim Kardashian flour-bombed Last week on Thursday in West Hollywood, entertainer Kim Kardashian was drenched in flour by a young woman. The incident happened on the red carpet after Kardashian finished posing for photographers for her new fragrance, True Reflection. The flour-bomber went between Kardashian and her publicist, and began dumping the contents on the]]></description>
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		<title>Headlines 03/07/2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 21:20:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rush Limbaugh continues to lose sponsors over Sandra Fluke remarks Rush Limbaugh, you fucked up. The conservative talk show host has had to reevaluate his purpose in life after targeting Georgetown University student Sandra Fluke for her statements on birth control policy. Limbaugh went so far as to call the student a “slut,” which multiple]]></description>
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		<title>Headlines 02/29/2012</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Banker leaves $1.33 tip on a $133 lunch; nominee for 2012’s Asshole Who Deserves to Die award At the True Food Kitchen restaurant in Newport Beach, California, a wealthy banker left a ridiculously mediocre tip for a large lunch. The $1.33 tip on a $133 lunch was a slap to the face of the waitress;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan to host SNL; couldn’t be worse than Daniel Radcliffe (or could it?) Lindsay Lohan is expected to make a triumphant return to the spotlight, starting off by hosting “Saturday Night Live.” It will be Lohan’s fourth time to host the late-night comedy show, having made her last appearance on the show in 2006.]]></description>
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		<title>The Highlight Reel 02/15/12</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This just in: Jeremy Lin is the real deal. Far be it from me to spout hyperbole about a player who has only started in a handful of games, but keep this juicy little tidbit in mind: In his first four starts as a pro, Jeremy Lin scored more points than Michael Jordan, Allen Iverson,]]></description>
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